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Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN, PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN. YOU HAD ONE JOB, PHIL. ONE JOB. ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE TOILET PHIL. MAKE SURE NOBODY GETS EATEN ON THE TOILET. DAMMIT PHIL.

Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN, PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.

YOU HAD ONE JOB, PHIL. ONE JOB.

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE TOILET PHIL. MAKE SURE NOBODY GETS EATEN ON THE TOILET. DAMMIT PHIL.

♥ Jan 17th at 1AM / via: f-r-3-e-d-0-m-c-o-m-e / op: thesimonpeter / tagged: jurassic park. / reblog / 32,128 notes
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